Because the internet was down, she resorted to playing windows solitaire until help arrived.

Is it legal to drive down around with blue lights on your vehicle?

I think SNL got it's idea from the Spykee and Roomba machine porn video.

Does sending your boss a "I miss you" text count? Not that I have done that about a week ago.

I've always viewed it as I'm doing my part in recycling derelict vehicles.

Was that the place where the mythbusters radiated the cockroach?

Just have sex with them. Protected, of course.

Thanks for a good laugh before work.

I used Google Goggles to scan that image and found that Heart Attack Grills' spokes person died of a heart attack.

Whatever happened to Alpines' PulseTouch technology?

Lets try this again...

Speaker phone mode.

L.A., early in the morning?

You realize that the alien implanted it's technology in your ass and they were somewhat successful in their cover up?

He forgot the beer.

That's where the iPhone credit card reader goes.

I worked on a few projects for a company that had a few rapid prototyping machines. They were capable of making things out of pvc's to stainless steel. I'm sure there are quite a few more mediums along the metals end. I tried to destroy a throttle body made of some sort of plastic that had a wall thickness of 1/16"…

The pipe looks a bit larger than a standard swing set. And I'm sure they used a heavier schedule.

Or IE 6!

One possibility.