From his Google+ page: "an interesting comparison: I posted this on facebook early this morning to try my luck there - it received one 'like' - that's it (there's a reason I left)"

Think of how many fanny packs you can get for $460.

My mom flipped on the toaster to find the smell of burning hair coming out.

I was going to hit Best buy after the Turkey feast, but the weather came down sideways. On my way home I swung by the Best buy in Tualatin Oregon around 10pm. The line wrapped half way around the building. Those are some die hard shoppers.

I hollowed out "Silence of the lambs" so I could conceal my Gameboy from the teachers in my freshman year of high school.

Runs as fast as Windows XP on a Pentium 60.

I worked at a tanker repair shop, when I heard of a story about a Hydrogen peroxide reaction. A delivery guy had spilled 90% pure peroxide on his shoe without knowing. He made it down the road 2 minutes when his shoe burst into flames. I took it upon myself to verify this claim with a tanker that was in the shop for…

That is a great video. I forwarded it to some worried cooks.

That clip made me sad in the pants.

If I had that microscope arrangement, I would name it spot.

They taught me to use my teeth in electronics class.

I've copied them before by placing a sticker over the statement. It's just to keep the honest, honest. Not that I'm dishonest, I just needed a spare for work.

Damn. It's difficult typing this as I listen to this video.

Ahh the good old days.. 30 floppies for Win 95 and 39 for Win 98. Now I know why I drink so much.

I have to quit huffing. On a side note; does anyone know how to get gold paint off of a mustache?

Did the home depot have you sign anything when you purchased those items for the photo?

And you can hack the land line for electricity.

I walked though the door and ended up on the New Jersey Turnpike once.

He wont look any worse that Cher. I cant imagine what the morning routine looks like at her place.

I saw a full sized parallel port on the side.