A Roomba with a 'street view' camera mounted on top should do the trick.

You can almost tell that the moon is made of wensleydale with cranberries.

I'm waiting for mine to show up: I know your watching porn

Alright. Someone grabbed my ass.

In the news: Man charged with manslaughter. The rope swing broke as he was pushing his son.

It looks like they scaled it down to RC size.

How about a review on rubber keyboard covers for acer 17.3" laptops?

You could make a fortune from this meteorite.

Because the internet was down, she resorted to playing windows solitaire until help arrived.

Is it legal to drive down around with blue lights on your vehicle?

I think SNL got it's idea from the Spykee and Roomba machine porn video.

Does sending your boss a "I miss you" text count? Not that I have done that about a week ago.

I've always viewed it as I'm doing my part in recycling derelict vehicles.

Was that the place where the mythbusters radiated the cockroach?

Just have sex with them. Protected, of course.

Thanks for a good laugh before work.

I used Google Goggles to scan that image and found that Heart Attack Grills' spokes person died of a heart attack.

Whatever happened to Alpines' PulseTouch technology?

Lets try this again...

Speaker phone mode.