a mentalist (just a made-up term for a magician)

I haven’t seen a Christian be that racist since the opening ceremonies of the Winter Olympics.

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

I hope he makes a recovery like Kevin Everett

He naively said on a car site that routinely tracks down vehicles used in unsolved crimes through the sparest of evidence.

No, I expect you to die.

Are the godawful “color rush” uniforms less godawful this year? Or are the Chiefs protesting and wearing their regular unis?

I really like the cars and coffee edition

C’mon, that coat’s enormous. It had, like, 7-9 pockets.

Someday he’ll lose a step but he will be the last one to know it. When he does, all the brilliance and fun he brings to a team will instead just destroy them as he keeps chasing empty stats while the team doesn’t win shit

Carmelo after his trade to the Clippers: “Look at this video. You can pass man. I don’t know why you keep scoring when you can pass it to me.”

Eli, sadly, was not invited

Thank god she wasn’t at Baylor!

“Josh, you can’t just go around making veiled threats about shooting people. I don’t care if it was just a figure of speech, words matter!”

Yet another reason to despise the New England Scoundrels