While I sympathize with your love of the unknown — I love surprises too! — this is a news outlet, and we don’t believe that reporting on news requires a spoiler warning. Sorry.

I had my sister convinced for years that the reason that happened is that our family computer was “out of turbo fuel” and that she needed to go to CompUSA to get more if she wanted to really use the button.

Downer: Uppers Delayed Due to Lack of Pre-Orders.

The point in my life where I feel so old I have absolutely no idea who this is someone change my bedpan please.

Was going to post that and this.

The devs pulled it out of embarrassment.

to be fair they are working on sharks with laser beams attached to their heads

Hey, go fuck yourself.

The IOC would feel really bad about this, but in their defense, the bribes were exceptionally large.

Of all the things to to worry about, the mental health of this egocentric wanker is not one of them...

Is this what it's like to be Kim Kardashian?

art is happening before your very eyes

“We pay to play online and they don’t!”

right over your head...

A deranged tyrant who runs a technologically backwards country? Mac is EXACTLY what I’d expect.

Model S

Comfort is Russian.

Can bikes just be like EMP’d or something before a race? They’re not supposed to have any electronics at all right?

The weirdest part is how people have tried to claim sneaking a motor into a bike is a form of “doping” and not just “cheating.”