Step One on every German Car Repair.

That’s the teardown required to top off the windshield wiper fluid.

“Original Owner”

Tesla sounds like it’s run just like a software company.
Manager: When do you think we can get these manufacturing tools online?
Engineer: About two years.
Manager: 6 months? Sounds good.

I’ll eat at my pace, you eat at yours, and if either of our eating paces are the deciding factor in “getting laid” or not, then good. I have no interest in such a pretentious shitheel of a person who thinks they’re “more civilized” or otherwise superior because they ingest food at a different rate.

Yeah, no, I have a kid with autism, and if his empty dirty plate is left in front of him for longer than 30 seconds he will have a meltdown. I try to stack the way I would want them stacked, but unless the wait staff is super quick about cleaning the table, I need to stack them before I have a screaming 12 year old.…

A lot of chain restaurants give you a shit ton of plates, though, and a itty bitty table for multiple people. One time I ordered an entree that arrived on three separate dishes and when I asked for a side of some kind of dressing, that came on yet ANOTHER plate. I genuinely thought stacking was helpful, so it’s good…

I mean, I’m sympathetic to the fact that he was traumatized, but why did he ever pursue a relationship with someone who has dogs if he can’t stand to be around them? Its very odd to say “this is my dealbreaker, I can’t live with this” and then decide to marry the person.

When I hear about couples who get rid of a pet once they have a baby just because it’s too much work I always wanted to respond, “Oh totally! That’s why I got rid of my toddler once we had the second baby, made things sooo much easier.”

Why would ANYONE want to marry someone who can dispose of a lifetime commitment when it becomes inconvenient for someone else?

Naaaaaaw, Chief. When you take on a pet, you take on a responsibility for that pet for its LIFE. You don’t bail on a pet when it’s sick or sad or inconvenient. You spend money and time and love on it. Any pet - dog, cat, iguana, llama.

Yeah, seriously. “She won’t get rid of her two dogs she loves, she has a dog addiction.” Buddy.

You can pry my dogs from my cold, dead arms. Like hell they’re staying outside during evenings, disrupting the neighborhood by barking at the door endlessly— they’re pack animals and need their people. Nor would I lob them off indefinitely onto someone else while this dude works through his shit. It’s way too easy for…

Most car insults seem to revolve around masculine insecurity.

Maybe you shouldn’t be his friend anymore...sounds more like a burden.

*article’s

As soon as I read your comment, I knew it was written by a retard.

The hell does that have to do with anything?

My friend always tells me he will never own any “Jap Crap” like my Subaru.

Pretty offensive in more ways than one.

Oh, and always have to point out that my Subaru is still running every time I have to pick his ass up from the mechanics because his Jeep is down again. Or when I tow his ass out of a ditch... with my…

As someone in charge of IT for an organization - Windows + L to lock your computer before you get up to go to the bathroom or whatever.