Allow me to respond in my Billy Eichner voice but OF COURSE DAVID FOSTER WALLACE FUCKING DID IT BETTER

WTF, no opinion on diagonal staples? So much better, and less chance of tearing.

Thanks so much for the help you guys. :)

I’m going to have to ask you to leave now, please. Don’t make a scene.

nah

There is nothing adequate about this story or the way it was written. This was fantastic. +1

How does the process of loan forgiveness work for teachers?

The guy in the Prius with a “Feel the Bern” sticker in Wyoming. Or, the guy rolling coal in his lifted pickup truck with a “Help Make America Great Again” sticker in San Francisco. Take your pick.

If it’s wrong to rock out to Hall and Oates I don’t wanna be right!

No, keep sending them.

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Holy crap. I’m impressed.

Drew, can you please do the Bears segment soon? I really want to get it over with.

True story, I used to write for the Onion; specifically the Onion News Network. These were my ideas, for example: http://www.theonion.com/video/biden-cr… and http://www.theonion.com/video/first-op…

I like this. For the first time in as long as I can remember, it feels like I’m looking at an article designed for computers with a monitor larger than a second gen iphone.

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Maybe we should have Ben back here more often... what do you guys think about that?

Dutch. The Dutch founded NY.