“...proper slang term for shitting in a urinal...”

Well, only if it’s fallen off a branch from one of the trees that make up the ubiquitous cheese groves blanketing the state. Otherwise, you have to pick it yourself.

I know. I was making a joke. Also, don’t breathe on me.

Standing is with your feet. Touching is with your fingers. Crying is with your eyes. Duh.

Yes.

FUN FACT: Scott Tolzien has never actually played a down at quarterback at any level. He’s actually a male model from the Czech Republic.

I think you’re the one sacrificing a lot of power. All for speed.

“FUCKY ou obama”

This sounds like a good idea. Especially if one has hemorrhoids that make pooping the visceral equivalent of the wildlings’ attempts to fight their way through that one tiny door in the Wall, wildfire included.