The action of going mudding makes you a redneck. It’s just reality.

You can be a wealthy hedge fund manager from Wall Street named Kip Smithers, but for those five minutes that you’re ripping donuts through a field in your Mercedes GLS, you’re a redneck.

I would much rather sit next to a dog than a two year old human.

I wonder if you stop on the track, will you fall off from gravity?

“Why is it always the people with shitty cars that try and show out? No one gives a fuck about your 10-year-old V6 charger, I promise.”

As a landlord who has had tenants dig fire pits and allow a dog to dig up most of their yard I want to kick you in the gonads. My tenants promised that they would fix the damage when they left. This was three months before end of lease. Their ‘fix’ was to toss grass seed in the holes and leave. They didn’t understand…

So you’re basically saying that you’re a ricer? Got it...

...there was some debris on the road and the driver lost traction.

I enjoy them, actually. Good summer beer. Light and easy to drink.

Yeah, but the Tahoe is the one I would buy. I mean, I don’t want a track focused off roader. I want a faster, more powerful truck to haul family/boat/ass in that order. There is certainly room in this world for both types of buyers:

Happy to see you here posting.

Yeah but when those guys get it right, they get it really right.

I have a hard time believing that the actuaries are intentionally adjusting their data to change the premiums in minority neighborhoods. Could there be something in the actuarial models that does not show up in the profile Consumer Reports and Pro Publica are using?

I still say “Nice Fisker!” to everyone with a Model S just to piss them off.

Every time I’m driving and notice a questionable noise or smell, I assume it must come from my car, which is about to explode.

Or play Atlanta now that part of I-85 is closed for the next three months or so. That’s what a lot of drivers are doing for real today.

But that truck literally...

I LOVE F50's. There. I said it.

I think I can speak for many of my fellow CJ owners and give an emphatic “meh” as to whether or not we care.

That, and the GM SUVs always seem to have one of their DRLs out. Ever notice that?

Isn’t an RX8 painful enough?