Nothing a seam cutter, needle, thread, bactine, stypic pencil and gauze wouldn’t fix.

Desperate FFT fans whisper their deepest desires to the monkey paw...

Wow, a case where my sentiments are almost exactly in line with the reviewer. How Zack feels about the individual episodes are exactly how I feel, right down to some ambivalence about the height episode.

While I initially defended it, after rewatching, I actualy think the dragon episode is not only a dud, but possibly…

“If you think the clap is a problem, just save yourself until marriage.”

In the post-game press conference, Cliff Cingsbury was upset over officials’ refusal to stop the game clock after Cardinals first downs. “I know this is a new concept, heck, it isn’t even supposed to happen according to the rule book,” the coach told the assembled media, “but the refs really need to catch up with the…

...attorney and fellow wrestling coach...

Imagine being so insecure that a fake woman holding a position of authority in a videogame made you uncomfortable. I'm not at all surprised that their celebacy is involuntary.