Right, it seems like the sort of gimmick I'd forget about immediately. And that's a longer sentence, so there you go.

That top image looks like something out of a genuine nightmare. Not, like, it looks bad. It looks like an actual nightmare looks.

I don't know what "hipsterish" means, and I'm guessing you don't either.

I don't think you'd ever get James Cameron to own up to "Aliens" as a remake of "Them!", but it belongs on this list regardless.

YOU DRINK SOME WATER WITH YOUR ASS

What have I done to the future of classic rock?

Before I ascend to Heaven, free of all sin,

If he's such a nice benign upstanding character, how come he surrounds himself with so many miscreants?

Given that you would not do this as a ratings ploy,

There were a few who adapted very well. Conan O'Brien, Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla, Bob Costas, Moby, all people whose jobs involved being quick on the draw with weird people opposite them. Except Moby, whose job involved wandering around Hollywood parties with his friends and seeing which celebrities they could…

I have my puzzles.

Nine fat stalks.

They'd put the classic Space Ghost and Birdman up on Cartoon Network every now and then, and would eventually show it non-stop on their spin-off classic cartoon channel.

I just went back and read the Civil War II preview for Thanos vs. War Machine, and, ye gods. Brian Michael Bendis is somehow still getting worse as a writer. How is that possible?

Don't jinx it.

North-side-Kingz-are-un-de-feated

They toured for years and years without Danzig, man. Put out a bunch of albums, too.

No, he just says that the last two decades of the other members' music careers didn't happen and that he's the only one who can be trusted to write new songs.

Well… that's what you get for trusting Glenn Danzig with anyone's interests but his own. There's a little pinball bouncing around eternally in that guy's head and it shatters anything else it finds in there into little tiny pieces of "they're all out to get me".

. o O (I'd better weigh in on this high-level war of the minds between two guys who are totally still relevant with their best work ahead of them.)