More realistically, they're going to try to piggyback off those movies' success, whether or not they happen in the same "timeline". A good chunk of their target viewership for a streaming service will likely only know "Star Trek" from those movies.

Nah… but we can agree to disagree. It was certainly fun in parts, I'll say that.

There's no shame in liking a mediocre or even a bad movie. I like plenty of them! And plenty of the above movies qualify. The only one that was truly joyless, in my book, was Nemesis.

The skill of Khan's re-introduction in Wrath of Khan can't be overstated in how well it handles new viewers, using suspense and horror to shock people into forgetting they don't remember the guy.

Some people get off on the dentist drilling their teeth. I'm not one to judge.

The same happened to me. She was the sort of woman who made it a point to insert awkwardly into every conversation how much she "hated" other women, you know, in case anyone was wondering.

I can't bring myself to give Tucker Max the credit for being evil or even "raunchy" that Rabin does here. As a writer, Max demonstrates a half-formed sense of self-awareness of his own pathetic existence, one that fills him with vague and bothersome self-loathing, but he's not talented enough to spit it out in a way…

They're not too hard to find, as far as I know. Mine are hand-me-downs but I know my Image-loving pal got them from his LCBS for cheap as part of a pile of other early-'90s material.

You get the "That Didn't Happen" ribbon

That interview excerpt does a good job of demonstrating how his mind works. After baffling the interviewer by purposely refusing to explain the obscure influence he cites - twice - he goes off on a tangent about what he didn't include in the sequence he's discussing, a stereotypical JRPG villain cackle, and asks…

Show sucks, next gigantic question please

OTOH people with Ph.D.s and no M.D. who suggest that people on the street should call them "Doctor" are pathetic and laughable.

69% of Americans use memes during chill

"White supremacists"

What, he made seeing Trump incredibly expensive so almost no one can do it?

Fully rendered sex scenes

Um obviously you do it with Pac-Man CE-DX, because I did not give a shit about Pac-Man until that game came out.

Human girlfriend

If you didn't mutilate your TV how can you claim to be committed to the ideals of FUC-MAN

Tell me the story of how your little fight here got started