You folks read some weird shit.

I don't know what that is.

Go look in the mirror

"I'm a fucking idiot and let me tell you about it in too many words" (Slavoj Zizek)

I suppose if you had no insight into yourself or other people you might assume that everyone's varying level of sexual appetite stems from a single, ineffable source that's as evident as mathematics.

You want to be told, in 2016, why these posters carry different social baggage from the posters for Magic Mike? Even though that's part of the joke behind the posters for Magic Mike?

A rape counselor?

The entire episode is premised on its jokes being dated at the time it first aired. Its first three spoken jokes are 1) a Jack Kennedy "Berliner" speech gag, 2) a Lucille Ball/Bob Cummings reference, and 3) Milhouse remarking on Joseph of Arimathea's trading card. I'm not sure it's that mind-blowing an experience for…

You just have to make it be the Fantastic Four, not some idiot's "take" on them.

The Internet taught me that everyone has this one common word that acts like itching powder on them and they complain that people use it too much, and it bewilders everyone else because it's just a word you see around every now and then to the rest of us. Don't feel bad, famous writers do it too.

Wouldn't you want to rip something that isn't well-known for your shit TV show?

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At the heart of "The Magicians" is "Harry Potter, but with erections".

You definitely sound like you don't live your life online.

My analysis says 265 billion and was achieved by me typing a random number into a comment box. Your move, A.V. Club.

As we all know, little-read spin-off comic books are always respected by the films that spawned them.

-_-

Toho hasn't made a good movie, period, in many years.

Toho's movies have sucked for decade after decade and this one doesn't look any different.

Yes, actually, he is. Book of Mormon went on tour again recently with a revised playbook.