After all these years, an annoying white guy who won’t go away finally gets me to root for Duke.

“Everything is Awesome” was a bonafied hit

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered drunk and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of Buffalo football lore-

I would say this is another example of college football supporting rich, asshole coaches over players, but I don’t want to keep beating a dead offensive lineman. 

It’s good to see they’re protesting.

People were speculating that this was the person responsible for the cheerleading scandal. Just goes to show you that he was who we thought he was. Glad to see they didn’t let him off the hook.

And you can tell what accent they are trying out in a verbal apology.

Cooke comments are merely continuing the tradition of honor, respect and pride synonymous with the Redskins name.

“Actually, the hard part is over. It’s all down-me from here,” she quickly added.

“This isn’t the me I want to die on,” said Jemele.

Should we be surprised that a softball excels at underhandedness?

Only partially related to this post. Diana, I pretty much only read dick jokes and un-original Deadspin comments at this point, but thanks for being a real journalist in the time we need it more than ever. You’re one of the best out there.

It’s okay. The Lakers are young and exciting and the Yankees are always pretty good; but damn, sorry about bama.

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

I'm guessing if they can't find him he was probably an eligible lineman.