fuck off Draymond

If it wasn’t for the government then the US Auto industry would’ve gone out of business 7 years ago, if not decades sooner.

Catnip? Could be catnip. The nip is a helluva drug.

The kid’s reaction afterwards is how I imagine Browns players acting on the field. They don’t care that they just got the shit kicked out of them, they’re just happy to be on TV.

Bad look but to be fair they got totally boned by possibly the worst officiating call I’ve ever seen in soccer. He gets blatantly fouled outside of his own box and somehow the officials not only call him for the foul, but give him a red AND give a penalty.

hillary clinton blew a 3-1 lead

This is how we made grilled cheeses when we were kids, and I can attest that it is good, but it’s not life-changing.

This is the United States of America. We just elected Donald J. Trump as our president. The term “slightest bit of street smarts” does not apply to very many of our citizens.

This guy sucks and deserved to be fucked with a dick made out of angry fire ants, but the focus should be on closing the loopholes and making the system more efficient/effective.

The only punch is the one that hits us all in the face, forever.

Goddamn wussies.

Normally wanting to get out there and play for the Oilers would be a sure sign of a head injury so I can see where they’re coming from.

I would posit that any Canadian girdler is automatically both.

“Now we’re down to just 11 guys!”

SIR - one cannot be both a hosier and a girdler. It is simply not done.

I think it’s about the same as your job security as Provider of Working Links.

Those idiots think they’re his teammate.

NFL players are known for having short memories when it comes to injuries, and for having no memories during retirement.

I actually live in the attic you pathetic fuck. And having nothing to do with a crime doesn’t excuse celebrating the criminal because he was good at winning nominally amateur athletic events

Maybe it will be good for Penn State to get a sense of how it feels to have its case ignored.