That’s not an eloquent voice; that’s a puerile opinion from a simple mind expounding a facile, tired internet meme about false equivalence. It’s stupid, and it’s okay to call out Colin Kaepernick for not being the deepest philosopher who ever lived.

This isn’t eloquence. It’s a young man practicing the logical fallacy of false equivalence. It’s trite. And it’s self-defeating.

That’s called *business*, by the way...

I know it’s probably necessary to grow the game but it feels unfair when I’m sure a bunch of guys on Teams Brazil, GB and Israel are Americans with fortuitous ancestry/passport situations.

How nice that you added that clarifying post, sometimes you need to explain things in an appendix to your main text

What an incredible moment, and if Bartolo happened to groove that for him, well that just reaffirms his status as the Champion of Everything.

God.

Yeah, and “war on coal.” Like, take that shit up with technology. Coal is not efficient and is outdated. We also don’t have wide-spread use fucking steam or water-powered mills. So, even setting aside the environmental issues (because we know they cannot accept science) coal-powered generators are also not…

This seems incredibly stupid. Ted’s only hope was to keep this as a “toldyaso” but now he’s both disloyal and unprincipled. Maybe Trump promised him Scalia’s special fart and sexual torture room (and the Supreme Court vacancy).

Finally, the coveted lipless weirdo demographic.

What a coincidence that Kevin Johnson would get hit with a cream pie when usually he’s trying to give one to teenage girls.

Played like a kid, went out like a kid.

Agreed.

Still nothing pithy to say, so serious will have to do:

it’s frowned upon

If you find this humanizing, you might be an asshole.

This is an objectively wrong and dumb opinion.

The one with the books behind her is especially galling. I mean, if you’re such a genius, why do you need a stack of books? Shouldn’t you, like, know that stuff?

I actually want this wingnut conspiracy to happen. It would be amazing.