I bet the security guards were yelling, “Hey, Comerica you!!!”*

“reached 19.8 MPH on his way to the wall.”

It’s like a brawl at a condiment station between ketchup and catsup.

Yes.

Humans can’t run through steel beams. Open your eyes, steeple!

I went with a friend and we weren’t even menaced with a gun. Now I feel like I have to go back.

Our prison system is so fucked. How often do people gleefully crow when someone like Jared Fogle is convicted that they will be raped in prison? It’s a tacit acknowledgement that prison is a violent place, not a site for rehabilitation. Which then makes judges reluctant to sentence young, white,…

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

Well you can’t vote for cartoon characters, thank god.

My personal preference is “please clap.”

The problem with this blog is that this has never happened, ever, to anyone.

Seems a little weird/creepy to me.

Doesn’t look like he’s struggling at the plate.

Okay but it also has a clause preventing you from bringing up their supposed sanctimony when none of them has even said anything to you.

I’ll just lift up my leg and wipe the rim off with my sock, then go about my business as if nothing happened.

Yea dude! I totally know what you’re saying, I too am scared of women who are funnier, smarter and more successful than me. Don’t let all these dickheads who respect women get you down, bros like you and I know the secret to life is to put these uppity chicks in their place by demeaning them in the dumbest ways…

Jeez, people seem to think that Portland has a monopoly on Subarus. There are entire neighborhoods in SF populated entirely by Subarus, dogs, and dogs driving Subarus.

I noticed a small detail in the photo that may change your mind:

This is why I only fly Trump airlines. No Muslims, Mexicans, disabled people, or crying babies to have to worry about. And they cut holes in the pillow cases so you can see out of them when you wear them as a hood, too!

Also possible that the fifth “car” was, in fact, a penny-farthing.