I honestly don’t understand why we can’t get unanimity of behavior among 20,000 people who have been drinking all day in preparation to actively root against a sports team. It just doesn’t make sense to me.

Hockey players are so tough, they have three periods in a row.

states started testing new combinations of drugs that, in many cases, seem to create prolonged agony.

This might sound weird but kudos to the officer for proceeding correctly and with respect to the gentleman singing. After all the killings of mentally ill people by cops, this guy should be training his fellow officers.

This is simply one of the many, many times where you expect Dwight Howard to get defensive and he doesn’t.

Draper thinks all Hispanic names sound alike.

You’d think the Indians would know to protect their scalps.

I call BS on you being a dude. For one thing, dudes wouldn’t wear concealer. Two, dudes don’t call zits “blemishes.” And for three, they definitely don’t consider the timeliness of when they get a zit.

FUCK STEPH CURRY. FUCK EVERYTHING. I WANT TO DIE.

Counterpoint:

... Yes, yes it is! So hipsters, Californians, etc, please move there! Nothing to see here in Oregon, nothing at all, nosiree. No nonexistent sales tax, no great beer, pizza, coffee, no friendly liberals, MOVE ALONG NOW.

Yes, but even with a top 5 payroll, most years the Mariners have been lucky if they managed to make it into the top 5 in the AL West.

Yeah, so you can be killed by a woods-dwelling survivalist psycho in peace.

Fuck you in the gif is at different fan. Westbrook is at the scorer’s table when that incident occurred.

Just mad because she has a ring and he doesn’t.

D’Angelo Russell: [swipes right]

Sad that he finally died, but not entirely unexpected. Kevin Garnett diagnosed him with cancer years ago.

So are NBA owners happy now that Steph is hurt? Or do the two clauses of that sentence have absolutely nothing to do with one another?

I think Oscar Robertson was right and the old guys were tougher, just imagine how many wet spots Wilt Chamberlain slipped on without injuring himself.

Oh, sure, I always hear protesters shouting “Black Lives Matter MORE!” Yup, that’s exactly how the chant goes.