Matt Shea is a cunt

That’s what the rational ones among us have been saying for months. It makes literally no sense.

+1 orange haired taint farmer

This is on Chuck Grassley and those other worthless fucks that refuse to let the Supreme Court do its job.

www.aclu.org if she was actually told that...

Dear Lifehacker,

Put it on TV and accept your position as new head of the SBA

These hands are small, I know, but their not yours they are my own...

why not both?

He really should be Trebek’s replacement (soon please). He is smart, witty, and personable.

This shitty graphic design

Is George Clooney the only hot woke white man actor we can believe in?

Wagging a finger in someones face like that can definitely be assault, but its not battery. Unfortunately, when you present something as “assault” to the general public they assume battery.

These are all correct. Nice work, you fool.

Looks like a mini-Count of Monte Cristo house

Why does the way this raccoon chews remind me of my late grandma?

Following how the law is written is crucial to protecting our legal system. It may also protect many of us from Trump and Jeff Sessions. Better to let 50 pedobears free than send me to jail for calling Trump a freckled taint farmer.

Well...2011 Stanley Cup finals Game 7 when the Canucks lost to the Bruins.

Also, this: “Judge Gergel approved the decision on Monday, but says it’s the last time Roof can change his mind.” Is BS. If (when) Roof gets to the sentencing stage, if he asks for a lawyer he is going to get it. The Judge would be out of his mind to deny him one and virtually guarantee a sentence being vacated.

I was waiting for a punch line, instead I just got a sad (but important and true) comment.