Every proper yacht has a ball buoy.

As a final "fuck you" to the NBA, Sterling plans on dying tomorrow.

Happy to hook you up. That's what we've found with several of our other segments, a "Well I wasn't expecting to find this here, but it's a great deal," response. Our initial thinking is to not pigeonhole Deadspin readers into only caring about things that are sports-related, just like we don't only bring video game…

And what does any of that have to do with the Flyers going 3 on 1 (including jumping on a guys back) and then Simmonds reaching into a 1 on 1 fight? The headline is about as accurate as it gets.