[Ignominious omelette is left gently steaming on launch pad.]

Mr. Jones is working on his next performance art piece, Man Sealed In Glass Box With Own Fart, expressing his feelings about the ongoing child-custody battle he is involved in.

Christ, there's one Murdoch doesn't own that's actually worse than the ones Murdoch owns!

Now that is true. Visit in the winter, because they reek in summertime.

I know. With W you could always say "Well, that's His Satanic Majesty Richard Chenney, Rummy, Wolfowitz and Kinda Sleazy Rice" and that explained most things. The Trump administration is a bottomless quicksand of stupid, evil motherfuckers.

THAT'S NOT A WATER FOUNT- oh, too late.

You mean it isn't The Dream Factory?! Oh, my shattered illusions…
Nah, it just has its head completely up its own ass in a different way.
See also Washington, D. C.

Also beating elderly Jewish men to death,

I'd just like to remind everyone that Peirs Morgan is a cunt. Thank you.

Sounds great!

There's too much stuff on a Chicago style dog. The Maxwell Street Polish is the way to roll in Chi-town. Coney's/chili dogs kick everything else's ass, though. Chili, mustard, onions. Slaw is a SIDE. Ketchup is for children.
I would love this Seattle concoction if you shitcanned the cream cheese (which I love on/in…

Maybe I shoulda said DiMaggio?

DUMBASS is the correct keyword. I'd better still be on the Wikipedia Asshole (Disambiguation) page. That was one of the proudest days of my life!

Let's call it The Fuckwhislte Express.

COMING SOON TO A STATE FAIR NEAR YOU!
WASHED-UP METAL MOTHERFUCKERS WHO SOUND LIKE ASS! ASS! ASS!
DON'T MISS THIS UNLESS YOU'RE DEAD OR IN JAIL!
You assclowns are essentially Dokken, now. You DO know that, don't you?

It's like he signed up for a So You Wana Be A Mook? course at the New School and aced it.

"All we've found out are that one in every ten of them don't seem to mind it."

R. I. P. Herbert T. Kornfeld. The H-Dawg. Mourn ya 'til I join ya!

The Dream Police become a Federal law enforcement agency.