I think the person you probably hurt the most was yourself, MLA. You are so kind, considerate and compassionate toward others that I can't imagine you doing that much harm to anyone else even at your worst.

West Virginia has laws against it. New York state? Strangely not. It is widely accepted that second cousins and out don't count, however. ;-)

Got about three hours and I'm a tad edgy.

Ralphie, get off the stage, sweetie! ;-)

Keith Richards isn't a fucking chimney sweep!
Do your worst! ;-)

SIR, NO, SIR! BON SCOTT IS DEAD, SIR!
Eww, talking like a Jarhead still makes me feel dirty in a bad way :-(

Over Macho Grande?

No, Dougal. We're coming upon that one week of the year where Father Jack feels at one with nature and in love with the world. R. I. P.

GABBA-GABBA! GABBA-GABBA! (but don't show up just to Subway Dutch Oven us. NOT COOL, man!)

Did you guys rewind and replay the Neidermeyer's Horse scene an unhealthy amount of times, too? ;-)

But of course. What an arsely arse of a man I am. Thank you, Hagbard.

I'm embarrassed to admit I have never figured out what band The Sereptitious Fabric referred to.

Austria. FNs are Belgian.

Well, that's probably spot-on for Seth, or he's missing a wonderful opportunity.

Drunk or not, you're a sensible, decent young man.

Dixiecrat racist assholery and party-spliting

I'm still refraining from making ethnic and religious remarks.

Municipal Storage (formerly a fall-out shelter)?

That is tedious Papist bullshit and nothing but!