Thanks for the advice, everyone. After careful consideration, and a lengthy chat with a financial adviser, I've decided to blow it all on an epic coke party.

Jesus Christ. I just read the AV Club review of Twin Peaks. Which to be honest is a pretty nice review. The spoiler I was alluding to, but wouldn't say to a site 10 people look at, is in the motherfucking HEADLINE. And the first poster gets told to go fuck himself for pointing out how thats a bad move. For fucks sake.

Whoops, we forgot to do anything interesting with this character (and the best bad actor who’s ever lived), so lets do this lazy death scene and move on. Lazy shite.

Am I wrong that the magnitude of this disaster snuck up on everyone? Everyone knew New Orleans was fucked well ahead of Katrina. Maybe it has something to do with our changing relationship with news in this messed up time. Like a hurricane doesn't generate as much clicks as Trump or tearing down a celebrity or Tay Tay.

My apartment had a small issue with condensation in the HVAC ducts(?) leaking out and it caused $38,000 worth of damage and maintenance. The apartment is from the 1800s though so that may have been a factor. Water is bad

They're doing the same thing we are. That's fun.

I posted something on kinja, but it displayed as some ancient burner account and not the log-in I set up a couple days ago. 45 minutes later I don't know what that log in was or where it went. I don't know what Kinja wants!

That’s how Littlefinger goes out? WEAK

Thrones was dope too. Except for one dreadful part.

Twin Peaks was AMAZING. I don't want to spoil anything, mostly because I haven't watched Tyrones yet, and this is an easily spoiled episode. Stay off social media.

I inherited 12 grand yesterday. I don't really know what to do with money, because I've never really had any, and any extra money is just insurance against inevitably going broke. So i'll humbly accept this money and not do anything with it. But if 12k suddenly came into your life out of nowhere, what is your reaction?

I'm not familiar with that as a term (either of them). I've heard of a "car port" which is a covered space thats not a garage.

I go through earbuds like crazy too. I have an iPhone and the earbuds that come with it last me about 4 months. They're replaceable for free, but you have to go to the godforsaken apple store, and I hate going to there (so much so I'll pass up free shit) so I'll just order a bunch of earbuds off Amazon knowing…

I've been over-acting and tearing up paper for hours.

I've been working around the clock the last couple days but finally got home, opened up my laptop, and my browser is showing the avclub from two days ago.

This is a little methadone while we shake out our avclub addiction.

I have huge anxiety issues so looking at a website that by the end seemed to be intentionally trying to steam my hams was probably a bad idea.

I see regulars posting like not much changed. Fucking scabs.

If you're still here you're on disqus so don't worry about closing that tab. Just bookmark this place.

Disqus (for some reason) does this for all articles. Even this is in danger of getting shut down eventually. Any article with disqus comments has this crazy mirror world. If you ever clicked "View in Discussion" on the old site, you'd see this.