Jackie Chan? What did he even do?

She reads all of this

At a Catholic retreat in high school they showed us "Do The Right Thing". Before and after molesting the shit out of us, but that part in the middle was pretty progressive.

I never said I was a role model.

Dik, I learned about using Cyrillic to use the C-word on avclub from you.

Since its the last day of school, I'll admit, I was the first person to say "canceraids" on the avclub. It was during that escalation of "die in a fire" for firsties, and boy did I create an unfortunate AIDS-joke monster. Its my biggest achievement.

I don't tweet, but that seems like the right person to do it.

I hope someone is working on "An Oral History of the AV Club" either as a book or a podcast series. I would even help kickstart such a thing. I feel like it has a lot of history, and I'd like to hear from writers from the beginning up to the 2013/2014 purge.

Have you seen kinja? I like the optimism but this is a disaster.

I think Dunst is amazing in Melancholia and Fargo S2, but my favorite performance of her's is in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Her plot is actually way more heartbreaking than the main characters' and serves to point out how even more insidious the mind-erasing technology could be. And you'd be like what is…

You really thought the same thing? I considered I was having a weird reaction to this actor but its getting backed up by smart people.

I actually looked that dude up when I saw him in Twin Peaks because I swore I had seen him somewhere else and he was super familiar. But the results didn't rectify how god damn familiar he was. I still don't have the answer. Maybe he was in a porn or something. No Idea.

Tearing someone down is so exciting you'll even do it to an ally?

Tina Fey is constantly under fire for pretty average jokes. You people are crazy. She's never not been on your side. You can't understand comedy that hard?

That shit looks like a bougie high school.

I think the Jay and Beyonce drama is more than a little bit manufactured.

Lame is half right. Joanna is knowledgeable and a huge fan and I like what she has to say, and that Dave guy acts like he has a gun to his head, and has nothing to say beyond the most boilerplate stuff he read on the internet. At least she just glosses over his nothing points. It gets worse every week, but I like her…

Yeah I don't want to see a guy with a mustache chowing down.

The Surgeon’s Baby Surgeon and Lady Convenience Wife made me laugh out loud.

Whoa I finally see what that grays thing everyone was talking about is.