Dicks are like paintings or kitty cats. I just like looking at them. If you posted your dick right now my face would have 100 thumbs up emojis around it even if it was the most mangled cock in the galaxy.

I'm gay and an unsolicited dick pic so far has an 100% fuck ratio. Know your audience.

Moshe and Natasha are on tour, but Moshe had some nice things to say about it on twitter.

Had to shut off the finale. I used to like the show but Chris Hardwick is a bit much, so it wasn't nightly viewing for me. He's evolved into non-stop yell talking and its insufferable. I'm not doing the nerd-credentials thing - he's just an annoying host. Its like if Big Bang Theory was a person. Just so repellant. He…

Most earbuds kind of form a seal and I find that awful. It fucks up my equilibrium and every sound my mouth makes sounds like an insane echo chamber in my head. Like don't eat anything crunchy while wearing these earbuds. And then my ears hurt at the end of the day. I need an earbud that is just resting in there, and…

I watched on Netflix's Xfinity shitshow and had to search for it. I don't know why the various Netflix UIs are so bad about this, but any new shit I just search for.

When I realized The House wasn't a manual about how to live my life I totally tuned out.

Fun Mom Dinner failed because its wall to wall surfboards.

Their parents name any of their other kids verbs?

Never go "Eric Benét"

Is that like something he said 15 years ago?

I'm gunna close my body now.

I understand its the worst, but I fucking love that song. Killer video too. Analyze this this this this this

Oh it lost? Christ, Perkins. Put that shit up front.

Donna Lewis about to sue somebody.

Chemistry sounds like that "Jimmy Dean JAMES DEAN" song.

This is a very silly album. I thought Reflektor was great.

Did they have the rope scene to show why Bond hasn't been impregnating women across the world? That's some NC-17 shit dropped into a PG-13 movie.

I haven't seen the Hulu seasons, but the show has to end with them together. They're both crazy and have one-track minds. They're right for each other.

Yes but probably not. I like/love Mindy Kaling so I was a mark for this show from the beginning. It started out sorta bad, got way better, developed a love interest that was amazing, assassinated everything you loved about it, moved to Hulu, and I never saw it again. Heard it got good again.