I like reds, leave me alone. I'm not doing statistics with you.

If you ask anyone "do you like underage girls?" they're probably going to freak out. That wasn't ace journalism, just a means to an end.

Fassbender bitch

Hopefully they have a Skinner focused episode again. Not complaining if he runs around in underpants in this one too.

I think red-headed guys are super hot but human ballsack Ed Sheehan is totally ruining my argument.

I hate Randy Newman and prefer smallish dicks shooting at me but this is kinda funny, I guess. At least its not that crappy Toy Story song.

Grease 2 had the god Michelle Pfieiffer in it.

Nuclear. Like nu-metal.

We had a president who pronounced nuclear with three syllables, and it took off and is now basically accepted.

Debunking Jurassic Park.

He got surgery to be more electable. Now that ship has sailed, time to eat.

This is good crazy.

I liked running over the rooftops of Del Fino and hosing motherfuckers down.

Jon Snow has always been cool.

Every week, but me as well.

"I live in a place where food trends start" is an all time pathetic brag.

I could see Johnny Depp in Face/Off. It was '97 before we knew we had to take wide swipes at him in every article. He still has a better career than Travolta, I think he kills it and does less face-touching.

I hear you but Jay-Z is not supposed to be the new shit. Its just fun when a guy we've liked from 20 years ago makes an good album. Its like why U2 exists. Half nostalgia act, half this is legitimately good. Its fun for new old people and leave us alone.

The song is called Otis.

I knew that. Its a cool video. Its not high concept like Spike Jones usually is. He just does kind of a deliberately boilerplate rap video. But there's so many great images and practical effects that its fun as hell. Plus, they seem to be enjoying each other.