Plus the character has nothing to do with the animal. Does Affleck fucking sweat bats?

AV Club only reports the hackiest shit.

Just say "there was a funny Hugh Jackman interview". No one cares he didn't know what Wolverines are, and you spend the entire article trying to convince us there's a point to this.

I didn't get it because shadenfreude is for psychos. I get it now.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST that was fucked up

I like how he had a dick pic scandal and just kept sending dick pics. though… did he send anything more scandalous than underwear pics? I'm guessing he did given the controversy but I haven't seen his wang on the internet.

And you've posted way more explicit material on the interweb.

I've read way too much about this juicer too. Because sites I read kept telling me about this juicer. I'll never own a juicer. I don't really drink a ton of juice. Why are they relentless about a bad juicer? Tell me about a good juicer, maybe I'll rethink my thoughts on juice. What the fuck is happening?

Semi-Pro seems like a genuine sports dramedy, like a Ron Shelton thing, and then they hired Will Ferrell and rewrote half of it.

The Rock and Samuel L Jackson jumping off the roof while "My Hero" plays is satirical on like 85 levels.

Just trying to be humorous about myself for being predictable. No concern necessary.

He did? Well that changes everything. That statement make me cry

We'll never know.

Every time its mean and tryhard its this goddamn writer.

Ayer had Suicide Squad taken away from him and re-editied within an inch of its life. And it just kind of sucks, its no reason to hit piece him for the rest of his life.

They wouldn't even give me klonopin because of my substance abuse past. Fucking Ativan? are you kidding me?

Its kind of a white boy cliche. I was just making fun of myself, don't worry about it.

Fuck, suicidal ideation is in the wiki summary of Ativan.

Radiohead is probably my favorite band (I'm basic) but whenever a Radiohead song pops up in a movie I start to have anxiety about people hearing his voice and scoffing at it.

I dunno, we usually call that a rip-off. Does Kathy Bigelow get paid off of Fast 5? If not, its officially not a remake.