This dude took an express train to irrelevance-town. Why we bringing him up? Why are we rehashing everything about him? I thought the idea behind the media ex-ing him out was that he immediately goes bye-bye.

Are we talking about the track record of a guy who's been around for forty years vs. a guy who made three movies?

Fuck yes. Elysium was a pile of trash too.I thought it was going to be great.

Ignoring at least 3 Alien movies, that thing is Alien 5.

He's British. That's way worse.

Dude, Alien 5 comes out next month, and you're currently making 6 and 7. What the mother fuck are you talking about?

"Hannibal's David Slade" is a little reductive. Fella directed "Twilight: Eclipse" for christ's sakes.

A lawsuit? Nah. Instant karma. If you got the cash to spend 30 grand to see Ja Rule we should be suing you.

He's been attached to a few hit songs that aren't very good. He's popped back up recently for being in a Super Bowl ad, and somehow being famous for being famous.

Shout out for SPARTAN, an underrated movie with a fully dope Val Kilmer performance. Never thought he was a great actor-actor but always a ton of fun to watch.

I work from home a lot so I am familiar with these terrible daytime shows. Kelly is great, but she's so thin its like looking at a bodyworlds exhibit. Strahan was OK, not great, and I don't see this Seacrest thing working at all.

KG Sr. barely making it a half mile through the Australian outback on double crutches is probably not dissimilar to how Locke's "walkabout" would have gone.

Its just that when a mega-specific Demme tick shows up in a remake of The Manchurian Candidate, it just reminds me "why is this happening?". The weird close-ups (which are freaking essential to SOTL) just fall out of the sky for no reason. It adds another layer of unnecessary.

ABC is the only network I've not watched a show on in 10 years. It was Lost.

You wake up on a beach. You're wearing a stupid hat and smell like shit.

I don't believe you.

I assume they ripped on Metallica with "Heavy Metal Bakesale". A gig is a gig though, can't fault Lucas for doing this.

"Their minds are logged on to the 'net"

Any Local H fans thinking of buying a Metallica ticket to see this? It sounds cool but its gonna be Local H being ignored, playing with the sun up. And stadium concerts are terrible anyway. Seeing Metallica seems ok so I Might actually do this.

Here Comes the Zoo is perfect. How dare you. JK. My friends and I feel like the last Local H fans on the planet and everything you said is perfect.