bradley2
bradley
bradley2

Including "Sleeping With Other People" is borderline psychotic. Unless you've seen 5 movies.

I genuinely liked half the movies they considered THE WORST. Your examples would make for a good article.

Awesome. I saw that with my family but on video. It instantly became shorthand for the worst movie we've ever seen. Can't imagine seeing it in the theatre.

Taken motherfucking 2.

You take this internet thing pretty serious huh

I said that prior to an edit. I no spell good.

They must be honoring Rogue One with a song that includes the lyrics "your face is a mess"

They aped everything from A New Hope except a standalone story. I think if Rey handed the lightsaber to Luke and said "Dad?" the whole thing would have had some focus. I would have at least understood why we knew nothing about Rey.

The internal logic of the movie doesn't hold up. Rey is paralyzed by Ren's presence, and then she's ruckusing him in a forest. Finn is a dumbass rube, but can wield a light-saber when the plot requires him to. All this force-sensitive nonsense is a big Jabrams hand wave so he can say check out my mystery box.

I think the the Force Awakens makes it ridiculously unclear and kind of retcons Jedi as a concept. You're a Jedi if the movie thinks you are for 10 seconds.

Sorry that came off snide. I offered a simple and clear example of the point you asked me to elaborate on.

I don't think I've ever had a bad bagel.

Somehow "acting" in a blue conference room in Australia doesn't result in a compelling performance. Live and learn Lucas.

Who is this person.

You checked out my history? Yikes.

He's mad at a fearless girl! I'm outraged.

That little girl does seem to undermine the point of the original statue, and if I was the artist I'd be pissed. It changes focus, which you people love to say. But I know you could care less about art and care more about easily applied issues, so I offer a fanfic where the little girl and the bull fuck in a way where

I thought Fast Five was a camp classic but none of them are required viewing.

He's probably not gay, but he did gay honesty better than this gay can. That part elevated it. I think he may have lost the crowd talking about his dads dick, but I have 100% been there. The last chunk was the best gay comedy in years.

It depresses me how little the new generation understands the point of stand-up. Spoiler: Its not a TED talk about how woke you are.