I think they look like nice people.

Shit like this makes it that much more difficult to go out in public. As individuals, I think we're still good, but as a group, we're fucking sharks. Your humiliation will not quench our thirst.

I hope Fleetwood Mac isn't doing this in lieu of a tour. The week I figured out I was a Fleetwood Mac superfan was like the week after they had played here, and I've been waiting for them to announce a tour since.

Turkey sightings are getting way more common around here. I didn't see a turkey for the first 30 years of my life, now I see them constantly. I don't know what it means.

I laughed pretty hard at a complete throw away. "That's Nicole Kidman. She was discovered in Redondo Beach at a Quiznos"

Jordan Horowitz, a producer for La La Land.

He's kinda of an easy target, but he made me laugh out loud a few times, so I'd call it a success.

Brutal.

Was Andrew Garfield channeling Van Der Beek in Varsity Blues?

This song would make me cry anyway.

The kids can't get enough Florence Foster Jenkins.

JUMANJI

I think this is awesome.

Emma Stone had a funny reaction. "I don't know who those people were"

Its one of the Wal-Mart short films.

That's what Sting told me.

BvS is an easier target.

I liked BvS but Eisenberg was a turd sandwich in that, so rightfully deserved. The Razzies are corny as hell though, I hope we stop paying attention to those amateur comedians.

Its ok. Security moves pretty fast, because its ridiculously segmented. You might be the only person in line.

Someone please gif Patrick Stewart pointing at his cock.