I dunno what you're talking about. I smell like Coolwater 24/7

To CNN

That defense of the palace Corgi is perhaps the most tone deaf thing of all time. Holy shit Piers, get a clue.

Well, first of all you're trashing a little boy. Nice. But he approached deflategate with the scientific method, instead of misplaced rage, so he's doing a lot better than some adults.

Your team kicks ass, and now everyone knows it. They'll be back.

Oh crap, I made fun of that too. History is repeating and I'm making the same lame jokes.

"War For"
"What is it good for?"
"Absolutely for for"

Its called "War For the Planet of the Apes"? "War For" really trips me up. Say it out loud, it sounds like a mistake.

Oh I remember that scene. When the villain makes someone drink peepee you know he's not a good guy.

I liked that movie. Seen it a few times now. Good stuff.

May I ask why? I thought it was really cool how he linked science with current events.

My name is Lin-Manuel Miranda and I'm here to say, you'll have to wait for Hamilton in a major way.

Everyone in Boston is a fucking headcase. We're way more comfortable with Buckner than we are with miracle comeback wins. We've seen gloating, and its not really our thing. Based on all the shit we got we should be clowning on you motherfuckers, but we won't. CTRL-F "GOAT" zero results. Tell me that happens if Brady…

More like crap sandwich. Right?

The Hartford Courant announced the Patriots were coming to Connecticut on Nov. 19, 1998 and Connecticut was awfully pleased with this announcement. The deal fell apart, but CT was eager to suck our dick for a couple minutes in the 90s.

Connecticut was on the verge of building a stadium in the Bledsoe era. They may have even broke ground. The whole thing ended being poltics, but they wanted it bad.

Sounds like Teti. Deflategate was laughed out of court, with Brady's punishment eventually being an appeal and for "not participating with the investigation" which meant not handing over his personal cell phone to the people trying to nail him. He never got vindicated because hating him is more fun than facts.

When regulars start screaming "enough!" the site should recognize its alienating its base. CineCraft has 25,000 comments, he might know a thing or two.

That homeless Greek guy? What is wrong with you?

I'm a total weirdo because my productivity has actually gone up. I work within a browser, so looking at sites is incredibly tempting. Since Trump its just been depressing. Awful things happening at the top of government countered by childish memes. Suddenly spreadsheets are more entertaining. I can't really stomach…