That’s because you’re a stuck-up prick. The car is fine. 

Those wheels are slappin.  You guys have no taste. 

That’s because 15% of people see it for the potential it really has.  It just needs to be washed, laundered, and waxed.  It would be great for Radwood.  I heard it’s the coolest car show that ever was.  Maybe I’ll buy it and electrify it with the drivetrain from a Prius. 

There is so much potential here it’s ridiculous.  This would be a perfect Radwood car.  I love it.  NP all day long.  Don’t forget to come to Radwood.  Radwood.

Because SUVs are stupid and nobody will buy them.

My sources indicate they are going to use potatoes with nails in them.

Well I’ve got a windmill in my backyard, solar panels on my roof that have a tracker to follow the sun, a geothermal HVAC system, a well, and boiler/steam turbine power plant that I power with scrap wood from a nearby NMWP packaging plant. Unless the power company is paying you, you’re not doing it right. 

My whole home is like that.  You can unzip the windows to let in fresh air, but there are screens to keep out the bugs.  It tears down in 5 minutes and can be set up in ten.  It fits in a bag and I can carry it around with my bindle.  You just have to keep the seams sealed up or it leaks in the rain.  

My biggest fear isn’t about the fine.  It’s when I get pulled over for expired tags and the cops find out how much I’ve been drinking. 

It’s beautiful and I want it hard.

I don’t see a problem with it. 

One came in my ‘12 Defender.  I took it out and discarded it in the name of weight savings. 

You were actually following this real-time?  What a retarded thing to nerd out on.  

A boaterhome seems like a really good idea.  What’s your problem?  

Yeah, but how cool is Radwood? It might just be the coolest event ever. Whoever founded it is a pure genius.

You’re wrong.  This car is an abortion. Nevermind, you guys like abortions.  This car is too bad to be an abortion. 

Indeed, some things are better left alone. 

Yes, once gas prices are back to ~~$4.50/ gallon people will be flocking to buy electric vehicles.  What could go wrong? 

One of the most popular things around these parts is removing unnecessary ballast.

The carpet is great.  You know you won’t scratch up whatever you’re trying to move.