Only a SJW would begin a sentence with "No actually". We're not against social justice, we're against annoying internet pricks like yourself. Give us a term for that. One that won't make you sad.

I voted for Hillary a week ago, and supported her during the primary. I still think you're reactionary garbage.

Actually "woke" means totally embarrassing people that we wish would stop talking. People who make a molehill into a mountain. People who never got comedy but fight it anyway. Robots. Its funny you call out trolls. You're like the Wal-Mart of trolls.

If I read it in your voice I would kill myself due to extreme boredom

You don't sound like a fan of stand up comedy in general.

Hideous

When you over-analyze comedy you end up sounding like an asshole. Case in point.

Hilarious. Is that your tight five?

NICE EDIT BRO

I don't believe it, but I'm trying to play to the vibe of the room. And that guys got a douchey white face.

This has nothing to do with middle-aged white guys, nor their guts. But thanks for playing.

Its like someone telling you you don't have a douchey face.

You're using comedy to take down a black guy. Racist fucking asshole.

Barely ever contributed to the conversation because I'm a drunk maniac who likes to keep it on Facebook, but I hope Univision people know what they got into. This isn't zergnet and it isn't gawkmodo, AV Club people got their own vibe you cannot fuck with.

You've seen his dick?

Your mom sounds like a nightmare.

I understand but that's pretty self-damning.

Yet you say "The Donald" like you're about to park your SUV at a Target.

American slavery existed when it was a colony so maybe being in the UK doesn't exactly exclude you from this term. Open a book, you people introduced it to this continent.

Yo what planet you on?