Anaconda was 1997 too? This year is piling up movies I love.

When I read Lord of the Rings I do recall the science of the tectonic plates being all jacked up.

Party's over, hipsters.

Fun Mom Dinner sounds like a Korean entree.

I used David Duchovny to come out to my best friend. You know who's hot? We all have x-files related coming out stories.

I dunno. I could completely lose Con Air and The Rock, and keep Face/Off. It unnecessary to even group them.

Those ads were bugging me, so I made this http://imgur.com/a/IetbZ

For people with no adblock, is this anything? http://imgur.com/a/IetbZ

I helped a little.

You must have some weird DNA. Pulp Fiction blew everyone's minds. I so much wish I could have saw it in a theater during it first run.

Its more profitable to buy websites and exploit them.

I own this website, every thing you've ever said on this website, half of Guatemala, and your momma's ass.

When I destroyed gawker they just took it. I wasn't expecting all the tears on the av club. I thought you guys were cool…

I actually liked Swordfish at the time, and still do. I don't even know what to argue with, I thought it was cool and hilarious and had insane set-pieces, but everyone thought it was dumb. Like it was shit on arrival. I dunno, i've seen it 4 or 5 times and never had a problem with it.

Yeah they're also dominating sex scandals. Local news can get by without a corporate sponsor, especially if that corporate sponsor represents rape and the 1%. Fox + News is a horrible combo and this station is smart enough to avoid it.

I still don't know why its so resonant either. I used to think it was because it let people with dead loved ones off the hook for being irrational, but now that we're so far removed from the departure, it I think maybe it offers a religious experience for people who are no longer religious. I guess its for people who…

I didn't know she was Kardashian. This whole thing is just so we can be mad at a Kardashian. Gawker bullshit. She didn't have an apology so we couldn't clown on that, so we had to make due with a couple tweets by someone else. We're horrible. We're tweet 3 but worse. Done with this.

If they want to bomb someone why not wait until the Olympics?

Well this sucks. I haven't watched the episode yet, but I like Varner and really like Zeke and this sounds like a mess. Just a huge bummer all around.

This is all fake you tools. Look at a calendar. Then see Saban's Power Rangers, currently in theaters.