Replace "feel sorry for" with "feel unearned superiority to".

Nothing vague about what he said.

WHY IS THERE NO MOANA COSTUMES DISNEY

Which ones exaggeratedly slurp soup and chew with their mouth open?

You were there.

Too many x-factors in a live broadcast.

They have different packages planned for the timing of the show.

At least don't call it "an elephant room".

Not to take away from anything else you said, but I don't think you know what "the elephant in a room" means. And you used it to take a shot at AJ so I thought I'd point it out.

He's more meme than man.

You fuckers sure get dramatic about something you supposedly don't care about.

Sweet! GOTG trailer. Wait a minute… this article is about how there's NOT a trailer? Why would you do this? Why is this a thing? How dare you.

Yup. A cover is easily explained. The joke doesn't come pre-ruined like the rest of the premise.

Lock the gates!

I feel like Comedy Central really fucked up here. They replaced the most reliable voices in comedy history with a cranky grandpa and MC Skat Kat.

So objectification is ok as long as its the right person?

The director of Tammy isn't scary?

The Halloween costume industry brought us Bill Cosby masks, Bin Laden masks, and decades of sexy nurses. They're not like the go-to for good ideas.

Jesus, you made it sound like you're a burn victim. I'm horrific next to you.