On the seventh day, he rezzed.

“Are you sure you closed the airlock?"

...it! You’ll break causality! Don’t touch..

Is your phone flirting with mine?

Greenhouse effect produces prize-winning tomatoes.

An Odd Solution to the Time-travel Paradox After I Failed to Kill My Grandfather and Had to Explain the Whole Thing to Him

“ You are missing some blood” -Mechanic.

Aliens contact humanity, immediately regret decision.

After moving underground, everyone wore watches.

Beta testing complete. Release humanity.exe immediately.

Trumpatron: divisive robot candidate polarizes nation

These aren’t the droids you seek.

I lost the adapter, then him.

The Dolphins demanded a small sum.

Zeno caught Achilles. Time stood still.

Robot dies, goes to real heaven

The three seashells failed me again.

The Singularity divided us; who knew?

Space is warmer than I imagined