I really liked the first one. I really liked the second one too, but the cliffhanger dropped it a couple pegs for me. The third was really forgettable to me, which is a shame since it was supposed to wrap up the original trilogy. The fourth was really dumb fun; I liked it more than the third but wouldn’t recommend it…

I heard he’s going to be directing a production of Street Car starring Lindsey Graham as Blanche Dubois.

This needs more stars.

“I just want a fair process where I can be heard,”

Heidi: You know Ted’s kind of freaky. He eats hair. Human hair. He’s the first one to say “hey let’s go out and eat hair.”

I have yet to question my rule not to pay any attention to anyone with face or neck tattoos. It ever holds true.

It also shows how very little Ted Cruz knows or cares about Texas culture. El Paso is such a Spanglish town, it doesn’t matter what color you are. Most of my white friends from there have a Hispanic sounding nickname if it’s at all possible to derive from their name. 

I’ll never, as long as I live, be able to understand how tens of millions of Americans can watch this and think, “yep, that’s my guy.”

Not here to stand on the side of dipshit white nationalists, but Heidegger’s writings were extremely influential in philosophy circles. He WAS a Nazi member...that’s not in dispute. But it’s not so straightforward to just say he was some nationalist and purist. History and people are considerably more complicated than…

Ugh. Breastfeeding moms will do anything for attention. We get it. We get it. 

I think I was one of what must be the relatively few people to see the frankly amazing (but understandably rapidly pulled) early teaser with the bank robbers in the getaway helicopter getting trapped in a web spun between the twin towers.

The way I look at it, it’s better to have them take a small amount more every month that I would probably piss away on something I didn’t need, and give it back to me in one lump sum, which I can then use for a large purchase, like a couch, or a vacation. It’s easier than counting on myself having the willpower to put…

Saw what you want about Lay’s regional flavor contest. But the Sausage and Gravy chips were a god damn surprise and masterpiece.  

Only selling the regional chips in THEIR markets, rather than being like “taste of the (region)“ and mixed around is dumb. I’m in Texas and I want those goddamn Old Bay chips. I can get queso any time I want.

Your kettle chip stance is the only correct one.

Now, see, if you drag him behind a dumpster, and beat the shit out of him with a baseball bat that is still in it’s packaging, it’s not assault. Because you didn’t take the weapon out of it’s packaging. So it’s not REAL assault.

Oh yeah, she dumb.

I mean, only hundreds of other companies.