But can Rory be flirty/dating Paris Geller instead, in a will-they-won’t-they, smoldering-glances sort of way, so that all my fan fiction Gilmore Girl dreams could actually come true? You know Paris would treat Rory better than Dean or Jess. And toward the end of the season, Rory would finally do her best journalism…

I can honestly say that, for me, I get more than $5 of benefit from it per month in keeping my spending organized, so I don’t mind the subscription in this case (and I usually hate subscription models, but I make exceptions when it’s a product I really like).

He totally starts every conversation off by negging the girl.

Dude stole from older, richer, whiter guys. It’s like the only thing a guy in his position could do that will land him in serious shit. Allegedly.

My BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD (my soul sister; one of two people I would take a bullet for, the other is blood family) is Muslim. She is also a Christmas baby. Every year, she delights in giving me gifts on a day that really should be just HER BIRTHDAY, but I celebrate Christmas, so. I also get her a TON OF STUFF…

As a retail worker, it isn’t about effing killing baby Jeebus with heathen resolve. It’s about the sheer number of holidays in an incredibly short period of time. I wait on 500-700 people a single shift. Every time I customize a departing wish of well being, it sticks, for months. Fourth of July, Mother’s Day, or…

If anyone ever told you that the left is easy to take offense, please take note of the thousands of offenses which the political right believe absolutely require governmental intervention. Count the thousands of times you didn’t see a gay relationship on TV—for fear it might offend someone—even though at least 10% of…

I’m a teacher. All of my coworkers are amazing, loving people. How can you possibly get into or make it in this profession harboring so much hatred, racism and ignorance? I know it happens, and it’s unfortunate, but I just don’t understand how you can do your job/be attracted to this profession while being so…

It’s hard to show Russell some love right now because of all of the issues with the Rush Card. But, I have to at least give him credit for challenging Trump on the effects of his hateful rhetoric.

My freshman roommate was such an awful person that there is an episode of law and order SVU based on her antics. I wish I was kidding.

THIS!!! It is easy to “do right” when there is no danger, hardship, or self-sacrifice.

Also, credit where credit is due - the local churches where I live are stepping up. Governors might want to take note -

The bible is only the uncontested Word of God when it supports my exact opinion, though.

ISIS probably celebrates every time a governor speaks out against refugees. And the governors are waging their own weird war on Christmas. My mind was boggled by how they can’t see what they’re doing and then a friend shared this with me and it was all cleared up.

Yes. We’ve reached peak bizzaro when “I don’t think you actually tried to stab a dude” becomes character assassination.

I know it kinda comes with the territory, but I have never seen so many delusional people as the GOP candidates, and the people supporting them.

And I’ve debated Rachel Maddow and won.

And I’ve debated Rachel Maddow and won.

“I’ve taken on ISIS and Iran.”

Paraphrase. Cruz was literally asked about the debt limit and literally went on a diatribe about the candidates not being asked substantive questions. Then after he used his 60 secs the moderator was like “ummm it was a question about the debt limit” and then Cruz was all like “so you’re not gonna let me answer the…