My wife is in the orchestral music business and gets annoyed with the symphony when they do pop concerts or have theme concerts like “music from the Legend of Zelda” or they do a show where they play the classical pieces from Looney Toons cartoons while the video plays on a screen above the orchestra. They only do…

You almost had it. She gave him money to see a “Star War”.

Pardons only happen after the person is convicted of a crime. We would all know about that.

My wife is extremely pale and when we took the kids to the beach during Spring Break she bought that Pacific Breeze beach tent. It was extremely easy to put up and she was able to stay out of the sun all day.

I’m pretty sure her “team” including her security whisked her away to safety, so even if she wanted to she probably couldn’t do anything directly. I don’t have any problem with that or with this benefit concert.

I’ll take face.

Trump also has an iron-tight pre-nup. He’s probably (definitely!) got a gag rule in there that prevents her from writing any tell-all books or she either loses any support from him and/or is penalized monetarily.

This foreign trip is the part of being president that he loves the most, the pomp and circumstance all for his benefit and his alone. Powerful people telling him how great he is gives him the biggest ego stroking ever. The way to hurt any narcissist and/or bully is to not kowtow to him, to make him actually listen to…

I read an article (or maybe it was a podcast, I can’t remember) a while back that made the case that the south won the Civil War. Sure, they surrendered and the fighting stopped, but in what other war did US citizens erect statues of the losers? We don’t fly the British flag next to the US flag at the Boston…

It’s like how so many people yelled “damn straight!” at their TVs when Archie Bunker would say racist stuff, not realizing that they were the butt of the joke.

It’s easier to separate Stephen Colbert the character from Stephen Colbert the comedian because the character was such a caricature of a right-wing pundit that no one could mistake the fact that he was making fun of that type of person. He also “broke character” enough to basically give a wink and a nod to the…

Everything I need, except that they don’t have a left handed version. When my left handed MX610 dies I’m out of luck.

Everything I need, except that they don’t have a left handed version. When my left handed MX610 dies I’m out of luck.

And even if he does exhume the body on national television to prove the existence of his son, they will simply handwave that away as a plant by the Illuminati move the goalposts further.

Starred because I LOL’ed for real at this one.

There isn’t anything in the Constitution about the number of justices, it’s up to Congress to set the number. It started with 6, went up to 10 at one point, and then back to 9. Hell, if they wanted, the Republicans could raise it to 15 if they really wanted then let Trump pack the court.

We don’t know what happens next, now do we? Dolores gets wiped several times and becomes basically a damsel in distress, which the MiB pretty much loathes at this point.

Seasons 6 and 7 deal directly with an election and a transition of power, so those are the ones that they should have started with!

They would probably be more prepared if they had watched half a season of The West Wing. That’s an amazing show.

I kind of imagine that for guests, there is probably a painful a sting, like getting hit with a paintball or something. The MiB is just used to it after getting hit regularly for 30 years and just shrugs it off when it happens.