If I was sitting on some bitcoins you better believe I'd do everything in my power to get rid of them. The fact that people have been able to parlay this questionable money source into high end luxury vehicles? An absolute no-brainer. Good for them.

Anything from SEMA.

The Oldsmobile Jetfire, AKA the first production automotive turbocharged engine nobody's ever heard of.

So another boring FWD-platform crossover, which every single low- to mid-range manufacturer is spewing out. Which for concept car is also a donk. Exciting? Maybe for Audi fans if it has a few LEDs and understeers enough...

I call it the Audi "Donkmaster".

I am the queen of everything.

I didn't think you needed saving.

Do it! Sell a bunch of them! I would love that motor for my pinto.

After reading this description of what the hell this means, even hipsters are amazed. A play on lyrics on a song no one has heard? Pass me another PBR.

I'd like to own a Jalopnik shirt, but the words just prompt a huge WTF.

Since you can't kick our tires, this may help: http://blipshift.com/pages/awesome-…

FYI, the Blipshift shirts have a slim fit and run slightly small.

Bulls on Parade?

Best. Post. Ever.

I really think it’s a damn shame that a media outlet as reputable as the Jalopnik would recognize Alex Roy’s “transcontinental” record in the same sentence as a Cannonball Run record breaker. I was talking to Burt Reynolds this weekend about it and he confirmed that the Cannonball Run starts at Red Ball Garage in…

I see we think alike. My solution is a bit more radical.

They've gone plaid...

Is the fact that the linked video doesn't exist part of the illusion?

A cursory glance confirms that the Yellowbird is in the VIP pack.

There is a reason RCR now stands for "RICHard CHILDress RACING"