The Oldsmobile Jetfire, AKA the first production automotive turbocharged engine nobody's ever heard of.

So another boring FWD-platform crossover, which every single low- to mid-range manufacturer is spewing out. Which for concept car is also a donk. Exciting? Maybe for Audi fans if it has a few LEDs and understeers enough...

I call it the Audi "Donkmaster".

I am the queen of everything.

I didn't think you needed saving.

Do it! Sell a bunch of them! I would love that motor for my pinto.

After reading this description of what the hell this means, even hipsters are amazed. A play on lyrics on a song no one has heard? Pass me another PBR.

I'd like to own a Jalopnik shirt, but the words just prompt a huge WTF.

Since you can't kick our tires, this may help: http://blipshift.com/pages/awesome-…

FYI, the Blipshift shirts have a slim fit and run slightly small.

Bulls on Parade?

Best. Post. Ever.

I really think it’s a damn shame that a media outlet as reputable as the Jalopnik would recognize Alex Roy’s “transcontinental” record in the same sentence as a Cannonball Run record breaker. I was talking to Burt Reynolds this weekend about it and he confirmed that the Cannonball Run starts at Red Ball Garage in…

I see we think alike. My solution is a bit more radical.

They've gone plaid...

A cursory glance confirms that the Yellowbird is in the VIP pack.

There is a reason RCR now stands for "RICHard CHILDress RACING"

Not just any rear floor, but a rear floor that brings new levels of dynamism to the rear-seat passenger experience.

"...this video, ladies and gentlemen, is a scaled model showing how the Hyperloop actually works"

For the price of this game, you could have bought 3 V6 Vapid Dominators.