·This reminds me of Epicurus :

Also, “God” exists, but is petty and malevolent.

I think what I hate most about the election cycle is that these people think they have to pipe up about Every. Single. Thing. Back when they were just livin’ their lives we only occasionally had to hear their opinions. Half the time I get dressed nowadays I wonder if Carly or Marco will have something to say about my…

See? THAT is how you respond to an Internet shaming.

Agreed, but with one small adjustment:

If that is the case the manager should be blamed for not stepping in to defend the practice of the establishment and give the poor waiter some air cover.

Tipping is the worst thing about America.

I was keeping it together until “Candelabra Eurospoon.” Then I died.

No, you don’t get the $3.75. As I mentioned before, taxes eat that money. Her paychecks always, always, always say $0.00.

Hey, guess what? You have no idea! “Not busy” can mean “You don’t make any fucking money! Have fun eating Ramen!” It doesn’t mean you only make a meer $15 per hour.

Hahahahaha, oh Brayden, darling, did you read that delightful new Bruce Williams column in the daily print out of the internet that one of our several butlers brought us this morning?

I like to point out the recent massacres of Muslims committed by Buddhists in Burma as a way to blow “lol religion of peace” morons’ minds.

Yeah, but a LOT of people think of Buddhism as an enlightened exception. This is a reminder that it really isn’t.

All major religions are fucked up patriarchies! Just a reminder.

They’re desperately afraid that the kids will think it’s NORMAL, which non-homophobes already know it is.

Kids are never uncomfortable with anyone until someone teaches them to be.

I took my 6 year old brother to an outdoor blues concert (because I’m that kind of weirdo) and he asked me why two dudes were kissing. I explained to him that some men liked to kiss and marry men, in the same way that men like to kiss and marry ladies.

But guys, if she lets gay couples kiss, next it will be the Chinese! It’s a slippery slope and stuff and things.

im using the excuse “its part of my personality” for everything from now on