Because Anne Hathaway is married, and a goat is less likely to bite.

She promised this during the election. This is true political integrity.

They give you a crash course.

Married people, can we really trust them?

What would Keanu Reeves do?

Was there blac chyna in the trunk of the Benz?

We’ve reached peak irony: someone from Gawker Media crying about “clickbait.”

Ladies and gents, I give you “San Diego bro” captured to perfection:

“Enjoy it while you can.”

Will they be selling fireworks?

When asked what advice she provided to the inmates before their escape, she replied “Don’t let them see you, Sweat”.

“No way civil war era weaponry can stop a Terminator?” Thomas Edison and a young Tesla team up against a Terminator is something I would definitely pay to watch.

He used to as a baby:

No. No she hasn’t. She should die in prison.