The X6 is so hideous that this actually helps a lot.

I ate Wheaties once and never won a God Damned thing.  Do you think I have a case?

Being expensive as hell, combined with the length of the season making the majority of individual games feel like they don’t particularly matter in the long run, seems like the magic formula here.

Spy vs. Spy? I thought MAD was shutting down.

Thomas Pynchon looked at that name and said “eh, too far.”

During the stoppage, Mokhtari asked the Nancy players to instruct the fans to stop.

An MLS blog that is honest about what it is but also complimentary of the entertainment the game provided?

*Checks author*

First can we talk about how brilliant of a name El Tráfico is for this rivalry?

The year is 29371 CE.

HE HATE TEAMS

Finally, the league from Any Given Sunday is here for real! 

Should've been you, Ben.

Somebody should have informed them that

Y’know, I really wish someone would tell these sports entities to (checks notes) “stick to sports”...

I look forward to the day when the rulebook takes four pages to define a clap. 

People need to use the resources the Internet provides. Dempsey is Fulham’s leading scorer of goals in the club’s time in the PL, which both preceded his arrival and extended past his departure. This record was accomplished despite him never really being the focal point of the attack in any of his seasons with them.

Your boss traded in a nearly $400,000 supercar on a LC500? I love the LC500, but that’s just insane. 

Such a beautiful car, it’s a damn shame there’s so few of them out there.

huh.

I want to go to each of these fuckin’ crybabies’ houses individually and break one of their pinky fingers so they learn what it actually feels like when someone wrongs them.