Well....

This is like a bank asking for a bailout after all their executives mishandled millions in other peoples’ money. Like that would ever happen!

Some of us have families.

My favorite story I’m not allowed to tell:

Neighbor: Would you and your wife like to join us for Bible Study tonight?

Definitely dicks.

that an infamous quack is intimately involved in the league’s concussion program

The NFL: Where it’s totally legal to shoot a guy full of horse tranquilizer to get him to play through pinched nerves and torn muscles,but don’t get caught trying to cope with your mental issues by smoking (basically) legal weed!

I will never not read your name as ChorizoRuns. And I mean that in the best possible way.

Before all these cameras in public, the police never misbehaved. The cameras incite them to act aggressively and should be banned.

Sorry, but I am willing to bet many of the ghosts of those who have fallen would have been cheering that shit on the whole time. We’re all cut from the same cloth.

For some reason, every time I have my mental debate of “what cars will I buy when I win the lottery” (we all do it) I always forget about Singer. I need to remember to put one of these very near the top of my totally real list.

We had a theory in the military: It was everyone’s right to bitch about something (sorry about the word, it was a different time) but if you COMPLAIN about something, you best come with a solution to the problem. It worked great, everyone got to grouse about things, but if there was problem, someone at least had an…

Really? What do you think of Red Lobster biscuits? They are amazing.