Don’t forget: Grimaces, tiny noses and wavy pompadour-ish hair (often coupled with gravity defying ponytails), weird impractical headgear, cumbersome shoulder-pads, scars around one eye in the shape of a star and lots of completely unnecessary lines on everything.

Did this “God” these nutjobs keep talking about also told Ted Cruz to run for President and isn’t he the same one who keeps telling all those Evangelicals Pastors that the world is ending? Why would they keep listening to him? Their God is a troll.