I just shipped my pants

That probably wouldn’t get the rock out of the bed but it might solve some other problems.

Seriously. England already has enough tools.

Congrats. You’re “that guy”.

“A Prius (Prius!!!) makes a good crawler—who’d have ever expected that?”

I always find “Are you the kind of person I’d get on with enough that I want to place my life on the line, fighting criminals with you?” to be kind of cumbersome.

“I’ve never had a Dungeons & Dragons game get to the point of players killing other players before.”