Wanna share a charcuterie board?

One of the compatability questions on OK Cupid involves bringing coupons/groupons to a first date. I'd say aside from questions like, "Are black people inferior?" and "Does the government use chemicals in airplanes to control the weather?" that one is my biggest deal breaker.

No, all crimes should be reported like a 13 year old girl telling her crush she likes him.

Everyone knows Secret is the better App. But I guess they're not paying you to say so.

that's not usually how it turns out.

Am I the only one who thinks that the instagram-esque pictures in the background take away from the seriousness of these claims? This isn't a bullshit art project, these are people's lives who have been negatively affected by sexual assault and harassment.

I don't speak their language, but I'm still pretty sure none of them are actually saying real words.

I can't tell if you're just being helpful or didn't get the joke - or both.

I am experiencing a feeling of great pleasure from Brazil's humiliation....if only there was a word in German that precisely defined this emotion.

Through the transitive property, did the US just beat Brazil?

You couldn't get your kids to watch "Beetlejuice" yet they were sucked into Forrest Gump? I'm sorry but your kids have issues. I couldn't get enough Beetlejuice as a kid and I was a kid when the cartoon was on. I wanted to be Lydia when I grew up. I sort of succeeded because I blame her for planting the goth seed in…

That story did not end how I thought it would; sounded like the Goodfellas were gonna be the problem! Nice twist.

She included the "where" in her headline because journalism.

Seriously? It actually was an Alabama headline and you're pissed about that?! But suddenly it's okay when it's about Florida? What? Srsly?! I'm sorry about what you went through, truly, but the rest of your comment is nonsensical.

Also not really the appropriate time to be excited you got a twitter mention.

Your comment is actually a perfect response. People like you that care that I left the apostrophe out of women's sports also care that the word men's isn't constantly used during the men's world cup despite the obvious context. You're what I call a nonsense person. You're inefficient and useless to society. People…

Because the only time he's called that is during the Men's World Cup. It's basic context. If he was brought up during the Women's World Cup they would use the men's qualifier. It's just basic speech and leaving off unnecessary qualifiers. During the men's world cup do you seriously expect them to incorporate…

Elsewhere than the comment section to the article?

Yeah it's fucking nonsense because it demands equal comparison between men and women when they don't play in things that are comparable because they don't directly compete. Take the soccer example. Landon Donovan is our top scorer in men's soccer where he's competing in a game dominated by Europeans and South…