Never thought I'd say it, but thank God for mobsters.

The wipes away tears thing was annoying. I hate being told how something is supposed to make me feel.

You're lying if you don't think the Washington Grown & Sexys would be a vast improvement over the current name.

Totally. I met an awesome Brazilian girl in Grad School - I'm probably old enough to be her mother - but as an, um, "experienced" American woman, every Monday she'd ask me all kinds of questions about the wild things guys offered to do (or did) to her the weekend before. I'd like to think that now, thanks to me,…

"After this soccer thing is over, I'm going to fuck her right in the pussy".

Yeah, exactly. Though really, in context, what he seems to be trying to say is not "I don't think Mel Gibson said anything wrong," but "isn't it funny how quick people are to judge him for something he said when everyone has said questionable things, even if only in private?" It just... didn't come out well at all.

THANK YOU. (Sorry in advance. This post came out longer than I anticipated)

No offense, but do you really think it can live up to the expectations of the name?

Get your dogs a thundershirt and stop complaining about ONE DAY where people want to set off fireworks and cookout and have fun.

Why DO people comment on porn? I suppose with the internet everything is up for discussion, but seriously, I thought most people would just watch porn specifically for one reason.

Can you believe that people get punished simply because they will potentially cost their employer a tonne of money being a racist piece of shit?

You realize that Opie & Anthony were the ones who gave Breitbart the platform for blasting Anthony Weiner's junk shot story all over the place, right? They didn't mind the "PC police" when they were the PC police.

It's as if they're actors playing characters that aren't them or something. Wow!

Mark, normally I love you but in this instance I have to disagree. Independence Day is a masterpiece of cheesy '90s action movies, and pugs are monstrosities that should not exist. You have this one backwards.

You wound me, MrsJakeWyler. You think that that English lad is a great Khan? I think not. He could not hurt Kirk without the aid of an overpowered ship and plot inconsistencies. I am the true Khan, the one that all Starfleet whelps should fear.

She stole the movie....

You know you hear about guys always trying to hit on women but girls can be SO aggressive sometimes!! Especially ones who aren't used to being turned down (I have a friend like that. I love her but she's that girl). Some people can't (or don't care to) read body language. Group of friends hanging out is not the same…

No she's awesome!! Honestly she's a spectacle, but I can't take my eyes off her.

She's scary and evil. Even though she is usually on the right side, there is something really wrong with her self-righteous routine, disdain for differing opinions, and playing to the camera.

I think it should be legal to put your children down, but to execute your child by simply leaving it in the car like a ham in the oven is beyond disgusting.