I'd say that was fair. You got burned.

Me too! Except it was slightly off and told me the winner would be Clayton Kershaw, who of course didn't win until 2011. I lost five bucks to a Phillies fan. I'm never listening to psychic spicy Pad Thai again.

Was it correct?

She really gives us fat white girls a bad name.

My weirdest way I've been hit on was when I went to a bar at around 9pm. I was waiting for my (first) drink and this dude sauntered up to me. He looked at me, did this awkward lean against the counter, and all he said was "Hey. You ready to get outta here?" That's it! Like over confidence to the nth degree. I…

I know a lot of guys who I suspect are hell bent, working VERY HARD to be the absolute most repulsive versions of themselves, possible. Dirty, smelly, inebriated, no respect for themselves or others. Was I right? Why are they doing it?

Instead of just trying to sneak their kink and surprise you with it out of nowhere. Communication, people!

That may be going on in some cases, but I think more often it's just: "She'll LOVE it if I do this... after all, I would love it if SHE did!" It doesn't even occur to them that someone my not be turned on by the same explicit overture they are.

Like a pre-emptive, self-sabotage kind of thing? Disgusting and sad, but the psychology is admittedly kinda fascinating.

It's going to be hard to top literally 9/11 for bad pickup attempts.

On a late summer/early fall evening, I was getting ready for bed in my dorm room in Australia, where I was studying abroad.

I hope you stashed his tips for emergency Oreo purchases. Because I am spiteful.

Now THAT is a stance I can get behind.

Yea but, wasprovrenikil.

Who is the absolute moron who would get upset to see a woman feeding her baby to the point of speaking out against it? I mean it, who are these people? I've never met one. What is their background? Who is that deeply weird and disconnected from our mammalian existence? What education and religion and upbringing does…

I'd dismiss this useless comment, but then people would think I'm covering it up. I tossed the idea at Craggs at 7:23 p.m., according to the GChat timestamp, left for a bit, and came back to finish it without looking at Gawker or Twitter. That doesn't happen often, but it happened. There's your behind-the-scenes look!

Am I the only one who laughed at them "finishing each others sentences"? It must be twin magic when they both finish a sentence with the same [bolded] word!

"Don't judge a book by its cover"
"Yeah surgery yeah, we've... had a few things done"
"Oh yeah we would be there for each other"
"Yeah, yeah, Kardashians, yeah"
"If…

louis vitton doesnt care about black people :(((((

And that's why rednecks and Z4 drivers don't go to the same parties.